Zachery Cratch PHD
Position: vice-CEO
Hours: Noon-2pm
Age: 27
Zachery comes from a long
line of successful Cratchs. Divorced three times,
his father, Prudence Cratch was the top advertising agent for the
XFL. Zachery's grandfather, Urin Cratch, developed a company
motivation procedure called the "T.U.N.A" philosophy
Favorite Food(s):
Onions
Favorite Saying:
"Way to Go! Dumb-Sh*t!!"
