Company MEMOS
TO: All Employees
FROM: Zachery Cratch P.H.D. (CEO)
Title:
JACKETS
Our office needs to start taking shape. It has
come to our attention that too many of your jackets are being hung on the backs
of your chairs in your cubicle. Not only is this a violation of our
employee handbook, but it also makes our office look cheap and disgusting.
Please keep your jackets in our community closet where it will probably be
stolen, or at the very least smell like cigarettes.
Please also note, we are not liable for lost or
misplaced items if stolen.
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