Company MEMOS
TO: All Employees
FROM: Zachery Cratch P.H.D. (CEO)
Title: FREE SODA
Please note that the free
soda in the vending machine is not a right, it’s a privilege. (actually, the
free coffee and highly caffienated soda is a way to get you to work harder and
longer hours, but we won’t tell you that). It is very costly to keep the soda
stocked. Keep in mind soda is for office hours only. Do not take soda home.
Do not drink soda outside the building. If you have soda left at the end of the
day, throw it away. Do NOT take it with you. Do not offer family
members company sodas. Do not offer friends company sodas.
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